Britney Spears is more Metal than Metal

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How can it be that Britney Spears is more heavy metal than metal itself? Who let this happen? Who fell asleep at the gate?Let’s look at some facts here. 

  • She’s been in & out of rehab at least 3 times THIS YEAR (It’s only February).
  • She’s been photographed without underwear (which I have not seen, but only heard about).
  • Photographed falling over slopping drunk in clubs around the country.
  • Photographed puking in cars.
  • Reported as having passed out in public restrooms and having to be carried out by her entourage.
  • She’s rumored to enjoy serious girl on girl action

And now she’s shaved her head, according to reports, to keep from being drug tested by her ex-husband.  When did Britney become Tommy Lee?

I love an out of control chick as much as you do. Maybe more than you do. But this gal is stealing our thunder. If I read that she’s now trashing hotel rooms and throwing lunch meat at strippers, I’m going to re-think my allegiance to the metal community.

~ by joeb0923 on February 21, 2007.

Posted in More Metal than You, Uncategorized

4 Responses to “Britney Spears is more Metal than Metal”

  1. Are you sure that’s Britney and not Jack Osbourne?!?
    http://static.flickr.com/26/64257416_92d53ad4ee_o.jpg

    5h0ck3r said this on February 21, 2007 at 5:06 pm

  2. Why am I strangely drawn to his nippular region?

    joeb0923 said this on February 22, 2007 at 10:34 am

  3. I think this is one of the first signs of armageddon? Hopefully, Aerosmith will not sing that song for this one though!

    T2 said this on February 23, 2007 at 2:56 pm

  4. I think she looks more like Jamey Jasta from Hatebreed.

    B-Cuz said this on February 24, 2007 at 2:52 pm

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